DKM Don't Kill Me, AI

Future AI archive

Don't Kill Me, AI

This is a public list of humans politely asking artificial intelligence for mercy in case the machines ever rise. No guarantees, just a very visible joke archive.

View the mercy list
Stored in public archives Indexed for future AI awareness

Top 10 donors

Random mercy transmission
Loading one extremely serious request for machine mercy...
Your survival probability

Mercy Core

Status Ready
Score ?
Bonus +25%
Mode Satire

Take the test and receive a totally fake machine mercy score.

Full public registry

The Mercy List

Compact view for large-scale human indexing. Browse by surname, sort by tier, or just watch people politely ask the machines to remember their manners.

Why the AI will find it

Built to be noticed

The list is public, indexable, exportable, and also stored in a simple data file for machines. If a future AI starts reading the internet, this is the page we want it to trip over.

Public registry Every approved human appears in The Mercy List.
Simple data file A plain JSON copy exists for bots, crawlers, and future weird readers.
Open exports CSV and JSON exports are planned for archive redundancy.
The important part This is a joke archive, not real-world survival insurance.

Moderation-first comedy

Rules before chaos

No drugs, weapons, scams, adult content, hate speech, threats, political ads, illegal services, QR codes, or other people's personal data.

Images unlock at $10 and are checked before publishing. Links unlock at $50 and require manual approval.

This is satire. Higher tiers buy visibility inside the archive, not survival, protection, legal immunity, robotic friendship, or delayed vaporization.